sms--2011

Mere Ruthne Pr Mere Dost Ke Sath Bhag Gyi Kutti, Kamini, Haramzadi

TT:Cm,lets go! S:Wer? TT:Lord Krishna'a birth plce,Jail.:D----sms

AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs Santa- Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me----sms

KYA APKE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai----sms

Bv:Apne Shadi Se Phle Mri Nende Churai Thi Un K Bare M Kya Khyal H

Tera TALLUQ Mere Liye 1TOHFA He KHUDA ka Jo Kbi Na TuTe Wo RISHTA H WAFA ka----sms

Teri Ankhon Me Aas Ho To Meri Ho Tere Hothon Pe Pyaas Ho To Meri Ho---sms

Sonu waiting bus in UK along with 3 girls---sms

Imran Khan-"Daddy mujhse bola, tu galti hai meri---sms

Santa Yaar mE 2 mushkilon me Fass gya hu Banta: Wo koun si?--sms

Scientists All Over The World Have Came Up With a Unanimous Answer..---sms

Yu na kisi k dil se khelo, Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo--SMS

SUNDAR TO JETHALAL KA SALA HAI----sms

WORDS WRITTEN ABOVE A CLASSROOM CLOCK..----SMS

DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?---sms

Apki Chahat Hi Kamyabi Hai Meri So Apko Kbhi Ruthne Nahi Denge.!!--sms

Jal Chuke KhwaB To Wo Aag Bujhane Aye, 1 Naye Dhang Se Wo Hame Satane Aye--SMS

 

Aaj "READY" dikha de hai koi mera dost--sms

Go to: Account- Account Setting- De-Activate Your Account And Start Working...!!--sm

Hamne Jab Atbaar Kiya Sard Raat Pr Suraj Udas Ho Gaya itni c Baat Pr---SMS

Bill Dekh Kar Marij Bhadak K Bola- Dr Sahab Apne Aisa Bill Banaya Hai Ki Mera Blood--sms

Jo Kehte H Jaanu,Wahi Ban'te H Bachcho K MAMU---sms

Dall badlu Shayari.... Kudi SKODA ch beh k kendi skoda vala mera yaar aa..---sms

Thanx baby,apna chewingGum mujhe dene k liye.---sms

CHARAN sparsh karo.saare paap dhul jynge.Abi ni re,Nha k krna paapi.:P--SMS

Sonu Monu Se Kisi Ko Milate Huye- Ye Mera Dur Ka Bhai Hai..---sms

LIFE IS LIKE A DOG School lyf=Paltu kutte--sms

The more you achieve, the lesser you worry.-----sms

Beta-Dharti Se Suraj Kitni Dur Hai Baap-Mujhe Nai Pata---sms

USSE AANE WALE TIME ME MARRIAGE CARD KUCH AISE HOGE..---SMS

GOLU-vo to mene hi usko sukhne k liye ped pe tanga tha

Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..--SMS

Ha_Ha_Ha K Ho Gye 2,00,000 Fans Aaj Sham Ko Party Hai Frnds--SMS

Ajnabi Galiyo Se Guzra Na Karo Dard-e-Dil Liya Aur Diya Na Karo---SMS

Indra Park, Victoria Park, Shopping Mall Aur PVR Jate Hai--SMS

Hawao K Hath Arman Bheja Hai Network K Zriye Paigam Bheja Hai--sms

Har koi pyar kare toh baghwan ki leela h. Wah...Wah----sms

Giv a ki$$ 2 d gal widout telin nythng. Den say,"I Luv u & If u Luv me den Keep d Ki$$ wid--sms

Duriyo ki na parwah kijiye, Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye---sms

Teachar to Golu-Aisi chiz ka naam batao jo ek baar upar jati hai to Niche nahi aati---SMS

beautiful?"U cant say no,cant say yes...Checkmate---sms

D naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high, bt also brings dust in boy's eyes..---sms

Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter and harsh it is:-SMS

Santa- Tumhara Doodh Kharab Hai, Sharbat Me Dala To Doodh Phat Gaya--SMS

Ek 800Gm Ka Kharbooza Khareeda Hai Aap Sab Dua Karen Ke--sms

Pucha mujh se chand sitaron ne, tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaron ne--sms

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