SMS-2011

GIVE ME A LOAN AND THEN, LEAVE ME ALONE..!!---sms

leave me alone, I'm married n i love my wife so much"---sms

Kabhi Aansoo Aankhon Se Dhal Gaye..---sms

few years b4 ppl used to wake up & 1st see GOD's image--sms

Boy-Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise Hme To Theke Pe Diya Tha.---sms

Dont Teach Me How To Handle My Children, I Am Living With One Of Urs & She Needs Alot--SMS

Pati:-Tere Baap Ne kaha tha ke Meri Beti PHOOL ki tarha hai ise Murjhane Mat Dena, isliye--sms

Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye--sms

Doctor-Usi se to pata chalta hai ki wo meri fees de sakta hai ya nahi--sms

Sonu- Ek Baat Bata, Haathi Ko Sui Ke Chhed Me Se Gujarne Se Kaise Roka Ja Sakta Hai---sms

Aap Paas Ho Na Ho Aapki Yaad Humesha Saath Rehti Hai.--sms

Laakho Me Ek Ho Tum, Sweet Me Cake Ho Tum,---sms

Police- Park Me Aaise Kyu Baite Ho Santa- Hum Dono Shaadi Shuda Hai--sms

Ek Bus Neher Me Gir Gayi Police-Bus Kaise Giri

Boy to Girl-Jaanu,Coka-Cola Peene K Baad Kuch Karne Ko Dil Chah Raha Hai..--sms

F: Acha darling phir 1 pappi hi de do..---sms

Check-Up K Baad Dr- Tumhe Khaste Waqt Sab Se Jyda Taklif Kab Hoti Hai---sms

Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Hai Sonu-Kaisi Hai Teri Biwi--sms

GOLU-itni choklet khana achha nahi B-Mere dadaji 105 sal jiye the---SMS

Beta-Ap Muje Roj Pitte Ho,Kya Apke Papa B Apko Roj Pitte The--SMS

Maa-Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya---SMS

Sonu-Ji, Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai Na-Aurato Ko Dekhne Ka Time 9AM - 1PM..!---SMS

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